What's a ghost's favorite distribtuion?
-The Ber-ghoul-i distribution
When was Bayes happiest?
-In a prior life
How did theta dress up for halloween?
-He put a hat on
Why didn't null hypothesis win the costume contest?
-He got rejected.
How many houses did the geometric distribution go trick-or-treating at?
-He stopped at his first failure
That's mu's favorite candy bar?
- The x bar
Why did theta stop trick-or-treating after he got is first x?
- Because x was sufficient for theta.
How did the discrete distribution die?
- It was Poisson-ed
Why was the vampire angry when the waitress brought him a random sample?
- Because he had ordered statistics
Why did Dracula have trouble transforming into a bat?
- He forgot about the Jacobian
Why didn't the statiscian ask for pieces of candy from the standard normal distribution?
- He expected 0
Why did the twin zombies have a non-zero covariance?
- Because they're gore-related
Which author did the statiscian dress up as?
- MLE Dickinson
What estimator did the timid ghost use to haunt his house?
- Least Scares